1 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:09,051 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:11,512 (car horn honks) 3 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:17,977 Ha-ha-ha! 4 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,562 (laughing) 5 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:20,980 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,189 This is the house? 7 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:23,816 Yeah, right? 8 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:26,360 Hi, this is Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. 9 00:00:26,402 --> 00:00:27,361 (laughing) 10 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:28,362 -Hi. -You okay? 11 00:00:28,404 --> 00:00:30,239 -Yeah. -How was it? 12 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:31,907 SARAH: I don't know why I just patted you a hundred times. 13 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,909 -Hi. So, are you okay? -How are you? -ALI: Hi. 14 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,494 Good, you're here. 15 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,495 Gramps is a baller. 16 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,705 Of course. 17 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:39,498 -Hi. -Wow, are you kidding me? 18 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,751 It's like Daddy fuckin' Warbucks here. 19 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,043 Are you okay? 20 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:46,005 -My father lives in this house? -Yeah. 21 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,425 Hi, it was long, but thank God we were in business class. 22 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:50,801 -How was the flight? -You okay? 23 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:51,802 I'm okay... 24 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:52,803 MOSHE: Here we are, 25 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:56,348 the Los Angeles Pfeffermans. 26 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,726 -(chuckles) Welcome, welcome. -Wait, everyone, everyone, 27 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:00,936 this is my father, and this is... 28 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,188 -Bryna. -No, I'm not Bryna. 29 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:03,439 -No, not Bryna. -This is Shelly, 30 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:05,024 this is my ex-wife, and then-- 31 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,734 and this is Bryna, this is your daughter. 32 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:10,696 -Uh-huh. -This is your daughter. 33 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:13,616 I'm Bryna. 34 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:15,618 (muttering): Hi... 35 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,495 (crying) 36 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,789 I'm really terribly sorry. 37 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:22,750 BRYNA (sobbing): Me, too. 38 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,883 (laughing) 39 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,635 Wait... 40 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,303 why am I apologizing? 41 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:35,846 MOSHE: Doesn't matter, 42 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:38,057 -I accept. -(laughing) 43 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,226 So, who's who? 44 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,228 Um, I'm, hi, I'm Sarah. 45 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,647 -(chuckles) I'm, uh, the oldest. -Ah. 46 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,899 You have your grandmother's eyes. 47 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:48,484 -I do? -Mmm. 48 00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:50,444 (laughing): Yeah, I do! 49 00:01:50,486 --> 00:01:54,073 -Welcome. -I'm Len, husband. 50 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,491 Honorable profession. 51 00:01:55,533 --> 00:01:57,117 -Hi. -This is Joshua. 52 00:01:57,159 --> 00:02:00,120 -I'm Josh. -Ah! A boy. 53 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:03,165 We only have girls in the family. Congratulations. 54 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,167 -(laughing) -Girls are good. -Yeah. 55 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:06,418 -Hi. -Welcome. 56 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,170 -Thanks. -Come, we'll eat, we'll eat. 57 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:09,797 -Oh. -The rest of the Pfeffermans 58 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,215 are late, as usual. 59 00:02:11,257 --> 00:02:12,758 SARAH: The rest of them? But I think, 60 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,926 I think we're all here, right? 61 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,469 JOSH: Um, I think he means the other Pfeffermans. 62 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:16,971 -SHELLY: What? -There's other Pfeffermans. 63 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,389 SHELLY: We're meeting them now? Today? 64 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:19,557 -You okay? -MAURA: The Israel Pfeffermans. 65 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:20,641 You all right? 66 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:22,142 Don't abandon me in there. 67 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,644 -I'm not going to abandon you. -Okay. 68 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:25,896 LEN: A lovely home. 69 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,190 ♪ ♪ 70 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:13,110 ALI: I'm telling you, it's incredible. 71 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:14,486 My mind is blown. Blown. 72 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,280 -I want to go to Ramallah. -We can go. 73 00:03:16,322 --> 00:03:18,574 -I'll go, let's go. -JOSH: Yeah, but it's not safe 74 00:03:18,616 --> 00:03:20,784 to walk around the West Bank with these bobbleheads. 75 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,161 That's bullshit. That's what they want you to think. 76 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,997 JOSH: Who's they? Who wants me to think that? 77 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:26,582 The U.S. media, the Israeli government, everybody, 78 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:28,167 -it's propaganda. -You guys, 79 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,627 -Mom is talking to herself. -Yeah, bunch of olives. 80 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,629 -Yeah, it's very Mediterranean. -JOSH: Oh, yeah. 81 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,923 -You're kidding. -No, welcome to my world. 82 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,382 -That's the thing. -What do you mean? 83 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,926 She talks to herself while she eats. 84 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,218 -You mean that's a thing? -Seriously? 85 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,637 -It's a whole situation. -Really good. 86 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:40,846 Could have a little more. This is good. 87 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,181 I like this. This is very good. 88 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,599 WOMAN: Hi! 89 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:45,851 MOSHE: Ah. You're here. 90 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,519 Late again. 91 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,438 MOSHE: Always late. Why are you late this time? 92 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,273 JOSH: Wow, so those are Moppa and Bryna's sisters? 93 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,233 Sorry, Oded took a shortcut, I'm so sorry. 94 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,693 It's always my fault. 95 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,737 ALI: They're so young. They look like us. 96 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:57,905 SARAH: They do look like us. 97 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:59,448 -They look like better versions of us. -JOSH: Wow. 98 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:00,449 What are their names again? 99 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:02,910 SARAH: Shira and Ronit. 100 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:04,662 (indistinct conversations) 101 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,497 All right, here we go. 102 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,082 Showtime. 103 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:10,167 There's two girls and a guy? 104 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:13,963 Everybody, I want you to meet my beautiful girls. 105 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,798 -Huh? Team one. -Hi. -Hi. 106 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,341 Hi, I'm Josh. 107 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:19,051 Come and meet team two. (laughs) 108 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:21,345 -You are? -I'm Bryna. 109 00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:22,721 -Bryna, hi. -Hi. 110 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,640 -I'm Ronit. -Hello. 111 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,558 (laughs) 112 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,977 RONIT: You're my sister! Oh, my God! 113 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,520 -SHIRA: Oh, and you are? -Ali. 114 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,814 -Ali, oh, hi, I'm Shira, nice to meet you. -Hi. 115 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:32,856 -Hi. -I'm Josh. 116 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,650 -Hi, Josh. -Are you ready? 117 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:36,986 -You look like us. -I know, 118 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,404 -it's like looking into a mirror. -Yeah. 119 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,990 It's not weird. Nothing weird about it. 120 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,075 -This is Maura. -Hello. 121 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:44,243 I'm Maura. 122 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,869 -You are very beautiful. -How are you? 123 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,121 You're so beautiful yourself. 124 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,831 -Can I hug you? -Of course, yes. 125 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,499 (laughing): Oh, my God. 126 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,001 Hello. 127 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,877 -SHIRA: Hi, and you're Maura? -Maura. 128 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:57,214 -I'm Shira. So nice to meet you. -Hello, Shira, nice to meet you. 129 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,097 (speaks Hebrew) 130 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:08,809 -You talking about me? -Yeah. 131 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,644 We're just saying you look exactly like a... 132 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:11,812 -A cousin. -A cousin of ours. -...cousin. 133 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:14,273 -I am your cousin. -No, it's half. 134 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,275 -No, not cousins. -It's just 'cause they look so young. 135 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,609 But they're-- you are all sisters. 136 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,153 -Those are your sisters. -You're right, they're our aunts. 137 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:20,612 SARAH and ALI: They're our aunts. 138 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,991 The children of your parents are aunts. 139 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:25,868 I have no idea what she's saying. 140 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,327 -They're our aunts. -Yeah, she's my aunt. 141 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,787 -That's right, it's true, okay. -Yes. 142 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,873 -Don't hit on your aunt. -You don't hit on our aunt. 143 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,624 -No, you don't hit on our aunt. -Nobody can have sex 144 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,001 with any of those people here. 145 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:35,419 Let's just, like, lay down the rules. 146 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:37,713 -SARAH: He gets into everything, so don't go too close. -Me? 147 00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:39,673 RONIT: So you all live in Central Los Angeles? 148 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:41,425 JOSH: We're kind of all over. 149 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:43,594 Mom and I are on the east side in Silver Lake right now. 150 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,095 Oh, you live with your mom? 151 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:47,264 -That's good. Good boy. -He is a good boy. 152 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:48,682 -ALI: I must be the bad girl. -(Oded speaks Hebrew) 153 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:49,683 ODED: They say in Hebrew, 154 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:51,518 you only have one mother. 155 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,644 -We have more than one. -We kind of have 156 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,063 -more than one. -We have two. -ODED: Oh, no. 157 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:55,439 Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm so sorry. 158 00:05:55,481 --> 00:05:56,690 Okay, when you're a Pfefferman 159 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,150 you can have whatever you want. 160 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,693 (laughs) 161 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:01,487 (overlapping chatter) 162 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,197 So wonderful. 163 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,115 So, what do you all do for a living? 164 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:06,867 Um, I'm in the music business. 165 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,327 Als is in grad school. 166 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,745 ODED: Oh. 167 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:10,746 I'm also teaching a little. 168 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:12,331 What are you studying? 169 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,791 It's in a gender studies program, 170 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,626 but I think I'm heading toward a transition, 171 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,337 -so who knows? -LEN: You know, Sarah is in the process of... 172 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,880 I actually have a blog. 173 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,340 Well, I'm working in many platforms, actually. 174 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,758 I'm actually writing a book. 175 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:23,926 -What? -What?! 176 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,511 -Wow. -ALI (laughing): You are? 177 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,346 -SHELLY: Since when? -ALI: About what? -JOSH: About what? 178 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,932 Um... I'm a... (stammers) 179 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:31,892 I'm a parenting expert. 180 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,060 -You are? -You are? 181 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:34,853 Oh, I could have used you. 182 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,021 -ALI: When did that happen? -SARAH: It's new. 183 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,064 And it works. 184 00:06:37,106 --> 00:06:38,565 What's your technique? What do you do? 185 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,567 Um, it's basically child... 186 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:44,238 leading child-rearing philosophy. 187 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,240 It's called "Kids on Top." 188 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,699 -Allowing the kid to lead. -Kids on Top. 189 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,243 Kids on Top? 190 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,661 (Oded speaking Hebrew) 191 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:52,329 What's he saying? 192 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:53,914 (relatives speaking in Hebrew) 193 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,249 (laughter) 194 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,291 SARAH: What is funny? I'm just curious. 195 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,543 RONIT: No, it's just, 196 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,086 we don't understand why you would want 197 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:01,880 your kids to, uh, to have the control. 198 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,298 -To, um... -It-It's hard to explain. 199 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,550 That's why I'm writing a book. 200 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,301 -(speaking Hebrew) -Good. Good. 201 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:10,180 Shira is very high in the Ministry of Finance. 202 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,850 I mean... very high. 203 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,101 -Hmm? -SHIRA: Mm-hmm. 204 00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:16,645 And that one is a microbiologist. 205 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:17,855 SARAH: Really? She looks like that 206 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,064 and she's a microbiologist. 207 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,400 -A genius in the field. -No, I'm not a genius. Trust me. 208 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,943 He just let me play with bugs when I was little. 209 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:25,279 ODED: I think you are a genius. You're my genius. 210 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,780 -(speaks Hebrew) -(laughter) 211 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:29,074 There's another genius in the family, Moshe. 212 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,868 -Would you pass me a meat stick, please? -And that's Maura. 213 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,327 She wants the lamb. The lamb stick. 214 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,371 -The meat thing. -Maura, why don't you tell them 215 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,082 about that intersectionality thing 216 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,458 that you put together without any funding 217 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,710 from that shtick drek university? 218 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,420 (laughs) 219 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,088 -We're good. -She's a genius. 220 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,673 Just saying. 221 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:46,049 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 222 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,177 Those are lovely earrings. 223 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,928 Thank you. 224 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,597 ALI: The food is really good. Thank you. 225 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,348 -SARAH: It's so delicious. -JOSH: So good. 226 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:56,185 I found this in Mom's things. 227 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,270 I don't know why I brought it. 228 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:01,398 Is this you two and Abba? 229 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,692 It's so... Where was it shot? 230 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:06,445 Our house. 231 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:09,072 Yeah. 232 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,950 MAURA: That was the year he left us. 233 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,994 He was just a kid, wasn't he? 234 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,248 Yeah, just a kid. 235 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,959 What are you looking at? 236 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,921 Abbaleh, you didn't tell us you were so handsome. 237 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,757 MOSHE: What? 238 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,388 (chuckles) 239 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,807 Son of a bitch. 240 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:09,466 ♪ ♪ 241 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,400 SARAH: Oh, yeah, oh, fuck yes. 242 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,318 Oh, yeah, touch yourself right there. 243 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,154 Yes, yeah, touch yourself. Oh, my God, yes, please. 244 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,282 -Wait, pull her hair. -What? Wait. 245 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,701 Oh, God. Oh, those freckles, those freckles. 246 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,828 -Pull her hair. -LEN: Move your head. I can't see her. 247 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,079 She wants you to pull my hair. 248 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,205 You can't hear her 'cause you're fucking talking. 249 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,499 -You're talking. -You're talk-- pull my hair! 250 00:09:42,541 --> 00:09:45,085 -Move your head, Move your head. -Wait, I can't, now I can't see. 251 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:46,753 -Oh, my God, beautiful. -So fucking hot. 252 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,005 Oh, yes, yes. 253 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,840 -Oh, fuck yeah. -Oh, fuck, damn it! 254 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,341 -Oh, did it freeze? -We lost the Wi-Fi. 255 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,342 SARAH: Oh, my God, honey. Lila. Lila! 256 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,844 The Wi-Fi in Israel sucks! 257 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:55,387 Oh, please keep going. Keep going. 258 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,097 -Get it back. Get it back. -Lila, come on, come on. 259 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:59,683 -(moaning) -LEN: Oh, there she is! 260 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,101 Yes, oh, fuck, yes. 261 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,729 (moaning) Oh, I'm coming. 262 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,022 Oh, she's coming. We're co-- 263 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,773 -we're coming, too. -We're not supposed to. 264 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,567 (all moaning) 265 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,527 Fuck, we're coming. 266 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,195 Fuck, we're coming so hard. 267 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,239 (grunting) 268 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:21,955 (whispering): Joshy. 269 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,165 Gator. 270 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,208 Are you sleeping? 271 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,960 Yeah. 272 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:29,671 I'm talking to you in my sleep right now. 273 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:32,215 -Remember when we used to do that? -Mm-hmm. 274 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,895 (groans) 275 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:49,483 It's so crazy complicated here. 276 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,485 You mean, with Moshe? 277 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,236 I don't know, everything. 278 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,988 Israel. 279 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,866 This place. 280 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,743 (exhales) Borders. 281 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,953 The occupation. 282 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,998 It is so intense. 283 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,626 Do you know what I mean? 284 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:17,260 What are you thinking about? Why are you still up? 285 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:19,304 I don't know. 286 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,520 (sighs) 287 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,449 ♪ Die, die, die, your lips a big lie ♪ 288 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:42,494 ♪ You lie all the time, but you still get by ♪ 289 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,663 ♪ You bite your tongue, but you don't comply ♪ 290 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,499 ♪ You drive that truck, but you're still let by ♪ 291 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,835 ♪ Shut that trap, your drivel is dry ♪ 292 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:53,088 ♪ Drop, drop, drop, your lips a big lie. ♪ 293 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,506 MOSHE: Listen up, everybody, 294 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,299 this part of the ride is almost over. 295 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,136 We get to view the Mount of Olives, 296 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:02,681 and then, the Wall, Jerusalem. 297 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,683 Everybody, watch your backs in the Old City. 298 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,435 -Sorry, but who are you, again? -Who am I? 299 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,019 -Yeah. -I'm your only chance to survive 300 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,814 if a big Arab with a big knife tries to kill you, 301 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,732 -that's who I am. -Got it. Now I know who you are. 302 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,151 He's my number one security man. 303 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,944 ALI: Okay. Thank you. 304 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,822 MOSHE: Tonight we will have a sleepover 305 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:21,199 with some real Bedouins. 306 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,493 And then the Dead Sea. 307 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,370 And Tapuz is on the way. 308 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,746 What? Tap... tapas? 309 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,166 -Tapuz. -Is that a historic site? 310 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,001 No, no, Mom, it's just this small town. 311 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,961 Our friend's mom lives there, 312 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,880 we just have to drop something off, it'll take two secs. 313 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:35,964 -Five, five minutes. -You know, Tapuz 314 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,883 was my first job at the HVAC, huh? 315 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,719 Nobody could understand how you could air-condition 316 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,179 the whole desert. 317 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,638 If somebody offers you a chance 318 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,600 to invest in a brand-new country, you grab it. 319 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,935 ALI: It's not like it was just virgin land sitting there. 320 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,605 The Palestinians had been here for years. 321 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:52,856 NITZAN: You know... 322 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,941 (grunts) Palestinians, it's... 323 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,443 it's a made-up word. 324 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,612 When my grandfather came to this country, 325 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,155 there were no Palestinians here. 326 00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:02,157 You know? Zero. There were Arabs. 327 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:05,076 And Jews. No Palestinians. 328 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,746 So, I'm... Are you saying Palestinians aren't real? 329 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,247 I don't understand. 330 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,415 I'm-I'm saying it's, like, you know... 331 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,168 -It's politics, but... -Is that because 332 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,337 if they're just Arabs, then they don't actually have a claim 333 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,464 to this land? They could go... 334 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,382 They could go anywhere, right? They could go to Jordan 335 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,675 and Saudi Arabia, Egypt. 336 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,928 (speaking Hebrew) 337 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,013 -What was that? -No, I said, uh, 338 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,557 you are very, you know, much into politics. 339 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,850 Seems like it's about human rights to me. 340 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,101 MAURA: Hey, guys? 341 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,062 Maybe this is a little too complicated 342 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,355 for a bus ride, you know? 343 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,773 The Arabs and Jews. 344 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,566 Just blacks and whites, men and women. 345 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,610 Fucking binary. Everywhere you look, 346 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,028 screwing things up. 347 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,072 SHELLY: I don't know that it's so complicated. 348 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,782 I mean, the Holocaust happened. 349 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,116 And they wanted to kill 350 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,576 -all of us. -We needed somewhere to go. 351 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,704 We couldn't just hang around Poland. 352 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,831 One oppression does not justify another, okay? 353 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,042 We did not need to make the Palestinians unsafe 354 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,544 so that the Jews could feel safe. 355 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:56,920 -That's crazy logic. -MAURA: You know, there were Jews 356 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,213 in Palestine way before the Holocaust. 357 00:13:58,255 --> 00:13:59,881 You know that, right? 358 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,383 They came here to escape 359 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,301 the pogroms that were all over Europe. 360 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,178 I mean, this was... this was home. 361 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,055 This was safe. This was a homeland. 362 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:08,348 Why don't we just get all the people out, 363 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,016 drop a bomb on all the buildings, 364 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,936 just start the whole thing over. And there's nothing 365 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,396 -to fight about anymore. -It's not about the buildings. 366 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,689 It's about the land. 367 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,691 Oh, my God. Could you guys... Let's just stop. 368 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,943 -Okay? Come on. -Okay. 369 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,778 Let's just, like, enjoy the ride. 370 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,321 Enough with the politics. 371 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,156 -Can I use your USB? -Yeah, you can plug it 372 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,993 -over here. -Thank you. Here. 373 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,078 ♪ What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 374 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,538 ♪ What's the buzz? ♪ 375 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:32,581 ♪ Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 376 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:33,665 ♪ What's the buzz? ♪ 377 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,166 ♪ Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 378 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,127 ♪ What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 379 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,254 ♪ What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 380 00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,131 ♪ What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 381 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,215 ♪ What's the buzz? ♪ 382 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,341 ♪ Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 383 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,426 ♪ What's the buzz? ♪ 384 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,427 ♪ Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 385 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,928 ♪ What's the buzz? 386 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,471 ♪ Tell me what's a-happening ♪ ♪ What's the buzz? ♪ 387 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,931 ♪ Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 388 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,683 ♪ When do we ride into Jerusalem? ♪ 389 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,810 ♪ When do we ride into Jerusalem? ♪ 390 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,562 ♪ When do we ride into Jerusalem? ♪ 391 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:56,813 ♪ When do we ♪ 392 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,231 ♪ Ride into Jerusalem? ♪ 393 00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,025 ♪ When do we ride into Jerusalem? ♪ 394 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,985 ♪ When do we ride into Jerusalem? ♪ 395 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:05,322 ♪ Why should you want to know? ♪ 396 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,115 ♪ Why are you obsessed with fighting? ♪ 397 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,742 Oh, my God. 398 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,702 -♪ Times and fates you can't defy ♪ -ALI: Very loud. 399 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,537 (laughs) 400 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,123 -There she blows. -Is that it? 401 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,666 It's beautiful. 402 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,251 ♪ You'd understand it less than I would ♪ 403 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,252 Oh, my God. 404 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,837 That's Jerusalem. 405 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,005 ♪ Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 406 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,214 ♪ What's the buzz? ♪ 407 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,424 ♪ Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 408 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,968 Birthplace of the entire world. 409 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:30,096 ♪ Mary, ooh, that is good ♪ 410 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,891 ♪ While you prattled through your supper ♪ 411 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:37,729 ♪ Where and when and who and how ♪ 412 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:41,941 ♪ She alone has tried to give me ♪ 413 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,777 ♪ What I need right here and now ♪ 414 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,945 ♪ What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 415 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,947 ♪ What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening ♪ 416 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,407 ♪ When do we ride into Jerusalem? ♪ 417 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,285 ♪ When do we ride into Jerusalem? ♪ 418 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,953 ♪ When do we ride into Jerusalem? ♪ 419 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,914 -(loud popping) -(shouts) -Hey, hey. 420 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,874 Hey, hey, hey, get out of here. 421 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:58,917 (indistinct chatter) 422 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:10,011 NITZAN: Stay together, please, okay? 423 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,721 Why do we have to stay together? 424 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:12,972 -Can we haggle? -Yes. 425 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,683 Whatever they tell you, half. 426 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,226 (overlapping chatter) 427 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,900 SHELLY: What's he doing? 428 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,194 (overlapping chatter) 429 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,696 JOSH: Why are we not buying? 430 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:28,780 MOSHE: No, we're just looking and handling. 431 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,949 -We're not buying. -Why? 432 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,954 -What is this? -It's a tagine, I think. 433 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,288 I think you cook in it. 434 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,874 How do you know what a tagine is? 435 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,251 -Because I read about it somewhere. -Interesting, huh? 436 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,377 JOSH: Why is everybody touching the food? 437 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,962 MOSHE: All different kinds. 438 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,088 That's what everybody's doing, everyone is, like, 439 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:46,506 feeling up the spices. 440 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,466 Please don't buy those, please don't buy those, 441 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,718 please don't buy those. 442 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,594 Beautiful. Could I take a picture? 443 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:52,929 You a little bit want that. 444 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,347 -No, this is you. -Yes, you do. No. 445 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,890 -This is you. -That's, that's all you. 446 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,101 JOSH: I feel like we're in Venice Beach right now. 447 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,769 MOSHE: Everybody stay together. This is a very 448 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,980 -important place here. -BRYNA: The Via Dolorosa, 449 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,524 -the Street of Sorrow. -Does anybody know what that is? 450 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,901 The path that Jesus followed to get to the crucifixion. 451 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,113 MOSHE: Very good. Come along, everybody, move along. 452 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,574 -It's a very important area here. -Look at this, guys. 453 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,033 -SHELLY: What is that? -NITZAN: That's, uh, 454 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,493 the hand of Jesus. 455 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,245 -What? -MOSHE: It's Jesus on his way 456 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:20,623 to his crucifixion, rested here 457 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,042 and his hand touched the wall. 458 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,754 LEN: What I don't get is, if Jesus was the son of God, 459 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,672 then why did he just grow up to be a carpenter? 460 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,840 It's very moving. 461 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,383 Harrison Ford was a carpenter. 462 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,177 JOSH: I don't get how she's a virgin. 463 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,221 -Like, was, was Joseph, like, did he have E.D.? -"E.D."? 464 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,973 -Erectile dysfunction. -(laughs) 465 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,975 I mean, I just never married, it doesn't make sense. 466 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:42,187 SARAH (fading out): Nobody said they had sex... 467 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,189 God put the baby in her. 468 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,648 JOSH: Oh, yeah, well, that makes sense. 469 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,275 That, that makes sense. 470 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:11,341 Jesus Christ, it's like a... Orthodox Jewish Disneyland. 471 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,176 Well, everybody, stay together. 472 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,845 -JOSH: No can do, Mom. -Men on one side, 473 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,931 women on the other. 474 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,187 And the men have about three times as much 475 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,688 -of the wall space, huh? -JOSH: Len. 476 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,273 -You want to wail at this wall with me? -You know it. 477 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:28,399 I'm pretty great at wailing. 478 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,484 Have fun, honey. 479 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,944 Get your groove on. 480 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,237 SHELLY: Be a good boy, Joshy. 481 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,780 SARAH: All right, I want to get my prayer on. 482 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,156 Does anyone got any paper? 483 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:38,243 -Yeah. I got... -I got-- oh, I have paper. 484 00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:56,511 (indistinct praying) 485 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,978 -Up? -Yeah. 486 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,867 It's fucking bullshit, this divide. 487 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,827 Yeah, but it's tradition. 488 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,125 (cheering) 489 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,168 (rhythmic clapping, singing) 490 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,019 (laughter) 491 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,321 (children laughing) 492 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,852 ♪ ♪ 493 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,801 ♪ ♪ 494 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,901 ♪ ♪ 495 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,140 ♪ ♪ 496 00:21:47,190 --> 00:21:51,740 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0